Tardus Money Moves · Track 2
And I look at other people's rental deals for a living. I pass on most of them.
Why I do this
They call because they want the day when money stops being the thing they think about. The house is just how you get there.
Here is what they say when I ask them why.
That's the part I'm in this for. Everything after this slide is just the work that gets somebody there.
Phones out
Four returns. One investment. And you only have to come up with a fraction of the purchase price. The bank covers the rest.
On your phone: which four are they? Two of these belong to something else.
One property, four returns
Most people count the first one and stop.
My first rental · 506 Suffolk Court, Fayetteville NC · an 80s build
I've never seen this house. I owned it eight years and never once stood in front of it.
It takes twice the cash to collect less every month than I did back then. And this is an 80s house, which is not the same deal as new construction. I sold because a house that age starts breaking, and bought new construction instead.
The deals didn't disappear. They moved somewhere you don't live, and they stopped being obvious.
Let's find out how good you are at this
All five crossed my desk. You get the photo and the numbers, which is all I got. I'm not telling you what I did until the end.
Same money on all five: 20% down, interest only. How I pay for them is its own conversation, and it comes later.
House A
$4,872 a year ÷ $57,080 in = 8.5% ROI. That is the number you compare against everything else you own.
House B
Your turn. Work out the ROI and put it in on your phone.
House C
Work out the ROI on your phone. Same as last time, and no help on this one.
House D
Work out the ROI on your phone. Neither number you need is on this card.
House E
Last one. Work out the ROI on your phone.
Everything a seller tells you is a claim. These are the three places you check.
Three of your five died, one at each filter. The other two are on my website right now.
A town nobody is shouting about
By the time the press calls a market hot, the window closed.
I own a short-term rental there. It stays full, and the stays run a month or more. That is not tourism, that is crews.
Forty minutes from Oklahoma City, fifty from Lawton. In the hiring radius of both, outside the headlines.
House A
361 Bay Meadows Dr, Aiken, SC
So I passed. Paper doesn't know how long the last one took to rent.
The seller wrote this page. The seller wants to sell it.
On the finished house, not the empty lot.
A signed lease, not a range.
Quoted. Never estimated.
Last. Not first.
A builder I've used for years
Nobody signs a range. The lease came in at the bottom of it, and the return on the front page was worked out off the top.
House B
6317 Lemongrass Dr, Columbus, GA
A range built from dollars per square foot. Nobody had rented this house, or one like it.
Most 3/2s in that zip go $1,100 to $1,500. One of them is 2,002 sq ft at $1,500. Ours is 1,410. Cash flow goes +$154 to −$46.
Even at the top of the range it was a 5.6% cap and 3.8% ROI. It barely worked in the version the seller wrote. And on a different deal, in Texas: a client of mine signed, tried to cancel two days later, and lost $10,000 to one line on page 117: “Seller does not return earnest money under any circumstances for investors or 2nd home purchasers.”
Six of mine. Every one of them cost somebody money before I learned to ask it.
On your phone: which one would you never have asked?
The rest of them
The one nobody thought to ask is the one that costs you.
House C
1733 NE 28th St, Renton, WA
Positive from day one.
One meter. The owner pays water, sewer, gas and electric for both units. About $420 a month.
And that $4,461 was Zillow's guess, not a lease. He owns the rental across the street, and it gets $3,708, under its own estimate. A converted house, so the question was worth asking. On new construction I never ask it.
Houses D and E
3308 S 23rd St, Chickasha, OK · +$687 a month
19504–19506 Horseshoe Ave, Edmond, OK · +$714 a month
Boring is what survives three filters.
The question everybody is waiting to ask
You never write me a check.
The rest of your team
I find the best price on everything without compromising on quality. Every dollar off one of these lines is cash flow.
If someone has a better price and the same quality, I move.
Every seat an out-of-state deal needs. I will point you at all of them.
All four went through all three filters
None of these were the flashiest number I saw this month. All four passed. Chickasha is the one I just walked you through.
Anything not finished yet prints its whole rent range, not the top of it.
If you want me to do this part
Same three filters. I just run them before you ever see the house.
One thing to take with you
Now ask me anything. Shout out a deal and we'll run all three on it right now.
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Not in the running order
He sold his business and this is what he does now. He tells her he could do it on his own. He's right, and he still buys through her. The answer to "why not go direct" is a person, not an argument.
Her real list, all seven: landlord friendly, job growth, cash flow, vacancy, a manager already there, affordability, rent ready. Let it land as too much. Then it collapses into three.
How to audit any proforma, hers included. Says the thing about other vendors without naming one, and hands them something they can use on her.
Georgia and South Carolina. Both penciled. It took a lot of calls before one manager finally admitted the market was full, and then the rest agreed.
A client asked for the HOA minutes to catch an assessment coming. She doesn't read those. Saying so out loud is what makes the rest of the list believable.
Interest-only on my own deals, and closing costs negotiated into origination to buy the rate down. Same house, different money, and the cash flow stops being the problem. This is the handoff to Brendan.
Christa’s OK to tell itOne market, two prompts, side by side. Ask AI to make the case for it, then against. Both sound just as sure. Her clients already "deep dive with AI" before they call her.
Pick the market firstOr add none of it and let the questions run. The closing slide is built to sit up for the whole Q&A.